Sadly, the counselor has been informed that it is not permissible to become a trophy wife at age 29...she still has to go to work everyday. Until desperate housewife status comes, at least I get these special notes in my mailbox on occasion. Maybe then I can go to Starbucks and Jimmy Johns and have my biggest worry be about when Honey Boo Boo comes on. I'll start hoping to win the lottery.
My life ambition is to be a professional trophy wife as well.
ReplyDeletePerhaps we can train together. If I ever get to see the counselor...