Tuesday, October 2, 2012

I Would Like to See the Counselor

Sadly, the counselor has been informed that it is not permissible to become a trophy wife at age 29...she still has to go to work everyday. Until desperate housewife status comes, at least I get these special notes in my mailbox on occasion. Maybe then I can go to Starbucks and Jimmy Johns and have my biggest worry be about when Honey Boo Boo comes on. I'll start hoping to win the lottery.

1 comment:

  1. My life ambition is to be a professional trophy wife as well.

    Perhaps we can train together. If I ever get to see the counselor...